Oscar Wilde “Nothing to Declare Except My Genius” T-Shirt

There’s confidence, and then there’s Oscar Wilde confidence. Legend has it that when the Dublin-born playwright arrived at customs in New York, he famously told the officer: “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” Now, that is a deadly bit of wit, isn’t it? We’ve captured that iconic moment on a t-shirt that’s as sharp as the man himself. But don’t worry, while the quote is high-maintenance, the shirt is dead easy to wear. It’s crafted from 100% cotton, giving it a soft, substantial feel (none of that flimsy stuff). Because a genius shouldn’t look scruffy, this tee uses open-end yarn and tubular fabric to create a structured look. It sits nicely on the body, maintaining sharp lines around the edges so you look dapper rather than dishevelled. Finished with taped neck and shoulders and double seams, it’s durable enough to survive many a night out discussing literature—or just watching the telly. A grand gift for the drama queen or literary lover in your life.