Human Being T-Shirt (Unisex, Mens and Womens)
$ 25.26
Description���� Human: Now in Convenient T-Shirt Form! ����Ever wondered what’s inside a person? Spoiler: it’s not just bones and bad decisions. Slip on this shirt and let the world know you’re a walking, talking emotional snack pack.Ingredients:1x Fragile Meat Vessel (Handle with care. Seriously.)42% Feelings, 38% Overthinking, 20% Leftover pizzaBy-product of love (and questionable choices)Best served medium rare—because well done is just too much pressureRequires caffeine to operate. May malfunction without it.Warning Labels:Unstable when hungryDo not drop. May shatter into existential dreadKeep away from MondaysPerfect for:Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while clearly not finePeople who run on coffee and chaosSentient beings pretending to have it togetherWear it proudly. You’re not broken—you’re just limited edition.
